im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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