i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
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