Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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