i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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