So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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