we have officially lost it.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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