i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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