32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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