Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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