More tranny stories later!
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
organizing the empties. That sober.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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