Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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