Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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