:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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