I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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