Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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