Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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