I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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