Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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