I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
