They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
and you fell through a lawn chair
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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