Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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