I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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