I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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