so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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