weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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