Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
