Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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