Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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