Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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