Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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