I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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