She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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