Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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