i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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