I wish i was in the wii world.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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