there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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