suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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