Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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