he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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