Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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