ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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