wanna go halves on a baby?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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