Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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