So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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