You're so nebulous sometimes
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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