dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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