My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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