you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
