haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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