i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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