Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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